The
Spirit of Meme gave Princess Neta of Juno a message to
save the Blue Planet. Planet Juno could exist only when
a whisker-less cat saved the miserable Blue Planet and
returned with Catnip. Soon after, the Holy Spirit
impregnated Neta with Brave, a whisker-less cat with
diamond paws and shining laser eyes.After
Brave’s birth, cats on Juno sent memes to one another in
celebration of the joyous event. They sauntered, jumped
from blocks to blocks, and played in celebration because
Brave gave them hope that planet Juno can be saved.
After the celebrations, Neta sent Catom in a Juno Ball
to the Blue planet with a message in a hologram.
On
the second day of Brave’s trip, a lonely old man from
the Blue Planet, watched television. As usual, the news
feed poured in stories of the war and corruption that
contributed to the Blue planet’s misery and desolation.
During the “Worst of the Worst” segment, he saw a flash
and then a large, round ball whizzed by his
window. He
rushed out of his house in a flurry of excitement,
confusion, and panic. He approached the round capsule,
gently touching a button on it. The Juno ball opened,
and he saw baby Brave cat inside. He adopted him, secretly
keeping him away from greedy eyes.
“Dear
Meow Brave Cat,
You
are unique by birth with nine lives, blessed by the
Spirit of Memes to be a whisker-less cat. Do not
fear your fate to save the Blue planet because the
Spirit of Meme is within you. Follow your soul to
unleash your hidden powers. The ball will shrink now
and grow eventually during your nine lives after
which it will carry you home. However, the master
who owns this ball has the power to end your current
life, so use your nine lives carefully. Remember,
there is always good and bad, so make the right
choice my Son. Restore peace and make the plebs
happy. Oh, and don’t forget about the catnip. The
whole army is waiting to sniff them. We’ll all
purr for you.”
Tearful
Brave cat collected his belt and rocket boots for his
mission, the Ball begins to shrink all of a sudden. Will
the whiskerless cat from the planet Juno save the earth?
Only time will tell.
